Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone

Have you ever wanted to hear that on one of those cowboy movies we grew up with at the $1.00 picture show? Can you imagine Gene Autry, saying, “ Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone”. I sorta think that’d been great to see. I got that line from a famous comedian George Carlin, who had the greatest wit and comedic mind I have ever heard. Even though he’s no longer with us in body, he’s guiding just about every on air radio personality, that is just that, a on air radio personality, not just a button pusher behind a radio control board.

Which brings me to something one of the club was saying early this morning as we trucked on back from Strevell after squirting some fires there, he said, that when we had the radio gig in Gooding, I should have been a hard line owner commander , not act like a pussy whipped wolf pup. When all the gals except one was bitching about how bad it was for them to drive over to Gooding and all , I should have said tuff poop. Have you ever heard of a talent call come to the potential talent? Have you ever heard of American Idol going where someone is, that wants to be on the show? To make this easier to understand, have you ever heard of a Wal-Mart, or a McDonalds going to a potential employee? No. If you want to work at that Wal-Mart you go to that Wal-Mart to go to work there. Same thing with this radio talent gig. Many of which have casting sessions in larger or at least larger cities than Twin falls or even Boise. Most are done in Los Angeles, Seattle or at least Salt Lake City. If you want to be on American Idol, you go there, ya’ll can’t expect that American Idol is coming right to your door.

However I think many of the fuss bucket women that applied to be on air in Gooding wanted me to cater to them , rather than the other way around.

Had I been a bit more strict that enterprise would have easily been knocking down $200,000.00 a month by now. But nooo, everyone including Nurse GoodBody, bailed. And its taking me and the club time to crawl up and out of the trench to get things going again. I lost the better part, of $20,000 just in equipment and music. And while Nurse GoodBody, did, help with LexiBelle and all and thus I am in her debt as well as thankful to her for that, the fat pig that turned everyone away from the project ought to pay me money to bail that stuff out, at least what’s left of it.

So again why try here?

I have chatted about that b4, but simply we started here. It took 20 years to bring what is the HazzardAyre/Dixie-Diesel Radio Network up to boil, and it’ll no doubt take that long to bring it back up there again. What I am doing is looking for a Human resources manager that is female. Simply so that the women we hire for on air, sales, etc will be supervised by a woman, and can’t pussy whip me again.

I’m tired, see ya’ll morning, have metal to salvage, hope Bryanna comes over this weekend so we can get things going.

L8R

 

Quote of the Day:
Houses should be more like ovens. Self-insulating and self-cleaning!
--rdude
(while cleaning room)

Philippians 2:9-11“Therefore God exalted him to the highest place and gave him the name that is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue acknowledge that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Then of course there is my neighbor

Okay I’m not going to call my neighbor retarded oh sorry mentally challenged, since much of Idaho is that way. But my neighbor is running on a broken timing chain. Okay.

Now one would ask why the heck should I care? Reason, is this gal under all the layers of pity, self doubt, abuse, mental trauma and all is a albeit heavy, but not only good looking, but also talented. Charity can whoop up a good meal in fast order. I have seen her do latch hook so good its beyond words. Yet she would rather make love to a Chahwawa that looks like its got the bloat something serious. If that dog had to run across the parking lot it’d fall over dead right in the middle.

Charity kiss’ this dogs body so much that I swear if the dog had a penus she’d have sex with it. This is some seriously disturbed stuff.

Again you ask, why should I care? Because she is a human being. She has abilities, and it’s a shame that she is going through the inner pain, that she is suffering from. I and its pure conjecture, but I think the reason, she damn near makes whoopie to that dog, is her real father molested her and a former boy friend raped her. Thus to keep from going through that the dog is a shield, but I’m trying to draw out that pain, and get rid of that pain, so she can feel Love from a human, no not me, but some good guy. Why not me? That this afternoon, but at least my shield is cold American steel, not a Mexican dog.

The smoke fills the air this morning all over the Magic Valley. We got done squirting 2,000 acres south of Malta into northern Utah early this morning. I think as far as AyreWolf Aviation is concerned, our fire suppression income this year is going to be better than the income from Dixie/BlackSheep Toewing was during the winter. However that’s going to get better, with Bry and all. Oh by the way for those keeping score at home, Ellie May Nurse GoodBody, has not yet approved me on her FaceBook page. She most likely has not checked it, but hey Sunshine send the okay, okay?

Could Bry be our chosen one? We see. Let ya’ll know Monday if she comes over and does a pre interview, etc. Of course in late August got the Utah Trucking Show, while there I’m hitting the agencies to get some pics done for ads etc.

Time for bed.

But in closing what do you do for someone that has become so reclusive that the dog becomes everything beyond a pet? Any ideas? Let me know, hwyhooker@hotmail.com

Until L8R

 

Quote of the Day:
Honk off, bozo.
--Eno, The Duplex

Philippians 2:9-11“Therefore God exalted him to the highest place and gave him the name that is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue acknowledge that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Not being to up on myself

So there I was just getting off the air previous night and one of my faithful gas haulers calls into Dixie Diesel HQ and starts ratchet-jawing about how I am constantly yammering about this new talent find. Like she’s a long lost or just found romantic excursion or something. Let me clear this up right here and now. It wouldn’t really matter if it was Bry or anyone else. If just one gal of legal or almost there gal took this gig of Miss Hazzard County , or Miss Dixie Diesel gig seriously, and carried it out here in Idaho. At least if nothing else I could save face as they call it, by really having someone, anyone in Idaho do it. Especially with her being in and going to school in the area where the club was created.

While I’m sure that Bry probably have no idea that I am part, of the reason that Hagerman is nick named Hazzard because of me, and ye ole General. That the big house on the hill with the shop next to it, between the state and Federal fish hatcheries was our house. And that, that shop was where the very , and I mean , very first General Lee was built. I’m sure Bry and/or her parents have no idea of the history that is there in that valley, and yet she could easily become part of that history.

However teasing someone online on a FaceBook page is one thing, driving over to the house here to have a sit down pow wow is another.

Does that mean that right now she’s going to see a mammoth studio with big control consoles and all? , the answer is no. She will see a little itty bitty one, and a few odds and ends. Why, because the studio place we had in mind was supposedly sold. The gear bought for same is in storage, and much more will need be done, before I get all moist about getting all that gear out. Right now, if Bry and a few pan out fine. If  not, the gear and I will be loaded on the truck, and headed to Boise, and/or American Falls. That simple, and I’ll forget a lot of stuff I had in mind here.

But that’s a story for another entry.

Right now yes I’m as tickled as can be over Bryanna, however, if and when she shows up, and goes through the interview, and I know I can trust her, after all no reason to introduce her to the club , if all she’s going to do is leave. More over I want to hear what she sounds like reading copy. I want to see if she’s willing to train. If so yee haw. If not it’ll be a very short meeting.

Hey I love our Nurse GoodBody, and all she did for me. However it took a few weeks b4 I got her to start reading air copy. On air. Something about doing that intimidates people.

Boss Hogg said it once, Some got it, some don’t.

I had it at age 7 , Mom and Dad came up, to Jerome to look into property we as a family were buying. I was tooling around on my bicycle. I went into Al Lee’ KART AM 1400 to get directions as I lost where the trailer park was that we parked the RV. While waiting saw the control board, not of KART but KFMA that many know as Z103. I just had to play with that thing. I did, Ron Thorne the head sales exec there and Al heard me, they talked to Dad, and once after several years later moving to Hazzard, came over, got a weekend gig as long as I kept my grades up, doing a thing called Saturday Night Dance Party on that station. That was how it started. I had to be on air, on radio. I didn’t care how, but that was for me. I loved it. So I started reading newspapers and ads in Readers Digest and such out loud so I could read it on air. But I loved it.

In late 1992 in Rupert Idaho, in what was not much more than a broom closet at 610 Oneida at our go fast Performance Diesel Shop, called the Dixie Diesel Shop. I out of shits and giggles put an ad in this little farm paper called Farm Times. About two lines worth. A gal named Robin came in, interviewed and within two weeks we were creating record breaking edgy radio in that closet. Robin did what I asked, when I asked, how I asked. Her and I were so in tune, that even late night if we were not in the studio and at our respective homes, her with her guy, me home with Monkee, we’d both get an idea for a gag, or copy or a bit, and call each other. It was nothing to find us at the studio, at 03:30 hours, working on things, her in her jammies and me in my , well whatever ya’ll want to call em. Looking back, if I’d have been smart and I hear she has said similar, if I had dumped Monkee, and all that baggage and hooked up with Robin on a personal thread, life would have been so much different. Hell I’d be at minimum $200,000.00 . As for Robin, she’s doing good, she got hooked up with a damn good agency in Hollywood, makes millions per picture, and/or ad.

But I can say , in a way, I built that. But that is of just a few success stories. It happened then. But the question is, can it happen now? Only Bry and all will tell. If Bry shows up soon, sits down, we rap for a bit, shoot next month, and Git-R-Done, then I train her at the Buhl studio over the winter, ya’ll might hear a groovy voice ya’ll ain’t heard. If she don’t take a leap of faith, drive over here to Burley and we don’t do a pre interview, then few in the Magic Valley of Idaho will ever hear Dixie Diesel Radio, since I’ll just move it to Utah and two studios in Idaho, one in Boise and one in American Falls. Why those locations? That in one of my next entries.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
--Wilson Mizner

Philippians 2:9-11“Therefore God exalted him to the highest place and gave him the name that is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue acknowledge that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

But where was she then?

I suppose you don’t think of this stuff until your about to put the ball into play , but I got to thinking last night, about Bryanna , don’t I know her from some other place? After all when it comes to the Buhl Hazzard area there is little if any of it that I don’t know. And few of any one that I don’t know. I’ve know just about everyone from Mr. Barker at Barkers Realty, to the kid drawing ink there in Buhl I know most if not all. So where was this hot pepper of a teen year female two years ago when we desperately needed a cover girl?

I remember this super fox I met at this fairly good try at a fancy Italian Resturaunt there in Buhl. There was a gal there that waited on me on Tuesdays. I mean she truly had the package. After weeks, finally got her phone number. Lotta good that did, she never answered the damn phone or her email, much less went to her so called MySpace Page. But she could sing. She looked good, wanted the spotlight, we wanted to give her the spotlight, no way, she would not play. So we bagged it.

So where does this all stand?

Simply I’m waiting for Bry, to get in a rig, bring her guards with her, come over here to Burley we sit down, talk business. If she’s what I think to be, the legal Eagle’ put together the docs, and over to Buhl, I go, she sign papers, photo guys do their thing and we has our toew stuff done to get in gear with the toew season in a few months.

Over the winter months, Bry, our crew and I will be in studio doing the polish on radio skills. Then come early Spring 2013 we hit the road promoting, DukesFest West 2014, and ToewJamb 2013.

Just hope Bry’s toes taste good and she wears hose.

I got to wondering where have I, or have I seen Bry b4? Surely if her parents have been in our area for at least 40 years they damn well know of the club and myself. The black marks on the pavement, and deep grooves in the roads from Clear Lake grade, to Bell Rapids were made by me and or the club.

We certainly need to get together.

Back in the rack too much smoke in lungs doing thearepee today.

L8R

Matthew 4:4“Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Even SuperMan had Kryptonite I too have my weakness

Ever get the feeling your being felt out and that, you know you are being monitored? I have here lately, but I really don’t care since I have done nothing lately to get nervous about.

That said from some state type authorities to others I always tell them just like I have told many a model applicant, potential applicant, or on air personality, or anyone that wants to get to my inner core, its really simple;>>>>>>> That turns,into>>>Its just that simple.

Okay then got bad news , the place we had eye balled for studio in Burley here , has indeed been sold. Too bad, so sad. Although there is no record of a sale again, I’m tired of wondering and waiting. So we aim towards Buhl. However dig this, I was looking over real estate web sites and discovered office and studio space for much less than we are seeing here.

Sure the concept of supply versus demand applies, but there is an overall concept here, Boise has something going on, commerce. Burley, Buhl, and a few of these Podunk towns ain’t. Ya’ll would think that these folks in Podunk, would lower the price rent rate wise so a small medium sized business could get up and running. But no, however down the street here is space here in Burley will investigate and report, Friday.

Saw a slight message from Bryanna, wondering when we shift this gig of ours into gear? Answer, as soon as I and the rest of the crew can get on the ground from squirting fires from the air via helicopter, fix up a rig or two, get a photographer out of her protective hut, and shoot a few pics. That’s when. Of course Bry hasn’t yet gotten Mom and or dad or both in the car, and hauled over here to Burley for a sit down.

And how does she impress me?

Like this?>>>> Nope, these>>>

in these>>>> so I see and experience these>>> 

like;>>>, Hey SuperMan had Kryptonite, ye ole Highway Hookin AyreWolf here has

                                                                                                                                That simple.

SOA is on FX, see ya’ll Thursday.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.
--G.K. Chesterton

Matthew 4:4“Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Goes to show even the web has its limits

The taste of a honeys toes, unless their not the toes that you chose. What if those toes are not those of your sweet heart, but are unmanicured , unkept, and yes even really smelly? Like my neighbors, whew, guess it does matter if the toes belong to someone whose looks match or they really do stink.

Okay there was Once upon a time before the Internet. such vast information, even simple art work. Try to do a Google or other search for something as easy or should be easy as the old Ernest Holmes towing equipment company logo, you simply will not find it, or just merely so. Same goes for finding one of two others, like our old logo, which we still have on file, HARD COPY file, of the original RoadMasters or ITA logo. You will not find it. The old logo of the TTA (TeenAge Truckers Association) the culmination of the JR-14 CB Club, and the Street Commanders Hot Rod Club, that blended together in 1975 as , The Road Commanders Association and the ultimate melding that became the United American Independent Truckers Association/United American Independent Towing Association, the parent organizations of the Knytes-of-Anarchy/AyreWolvez.

Yet try as I might , I could not find any of the original commercial art work. I thought surely somebody would have posted the old HOLMES logo.

What I began looking for was an old ball cap or work gloves with the original EH Holmes logo on em. Know what? Not even on Ebay.

This begs to the question, have we just reached the DEAD END of the Internet? Or at least the web? I’m beginning to think so.

The long road of the cyber highway has been groovy, but the abuse, hacking, Trojans and so on, plus the fact that 70% of those online were not even born, when EH Holmes was the ruler of the toewing world. Its no big surprise that, that logo is no where to be found. If ya’ll have a switch panel in your older Holmes equipped truck, or have some apparel with that logo on it, clean it up, preserve it cause it’ll fetch big bucks.

Last, and I am not absolutely sure of accuracy, but looked over homes , mostly 1 bd 1 bath apartments in Boise. Know what? Most of what I saw, was less expensive, than eastern Idaho, and way less expensive than both Burley and certainly Twin Falls.

Boise has more going on, yet housing is cheaper? Ya’ll getting a grip on my thoughts here?

But I have came to think the web has its limits. But then what would you expect, since the web is a youth based gig, not one of historical value.

Keep It hooking,

L8R

Quote of the Day:
What single ability do we all have? The ability to change.
--George Leonard Andrews

Matthew 4:4“Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.